Sunday 28 December 2014

7 Theories That Will Ruin Your Favorite Childhood cartoons

If there is something I love more than Old school Cartoons Its conspiracy Theories so why not mix the two together and try and ruin your favourite childhood cartoons so here are 7 creepy-pastas I thought you guys might enjoy

Disclaimer:These aren't what the actual creators were thinking while creating the cartoons(maybe) rather this are fan made and although i claim i want to ruin your childhood my actual mission is to try and get you like
 1.Johnny Bravo
One of My favourite Cartoons Co-written by Seth Macfarlane Creator of family guy it was interesting to see Johnny try and fail to always pick up girls with his Perfect hair and horrible pick up lines.There is an explanation as to why he always failed though what if we saw the show from Johnny's perspective and he wasn't really as buff and good looking as he thought.
This theory is highly plausible if you don't believe me there is an episode explaining how he got his body where he used to be very small and Full of acne he orders a get buff quick kind of deal and from then on he believes hes big and good looking but if you look at his lifestyle he has very unhealthy eating habits and is actually bearley in shape.

2.The PowerPuff Girls
 Created by Professor Utonium in his lab superpowerd sisters Used there super powers to save the city of townsville from evil.Or did they? 0_0

This theory says that the whole series is about this girls over active imagination If we imagine the "accident" that created them to be an actual accident that Prevented them from being "the perfect little girls" it explains why they look different from other children in the show.

What about the villains?and didn't the mayor always call them?
Well Mojo jojo is their older brother,he was also created in the professors lab,The mayor is probably their grandfather that explains why he gave them a "special phone"to call them every time there is an "emergency". Him is said to resemble the professor so people have speculated he might be the professor's Gay brother who because of his lifestyle is considered evil and since the professor doesn't like him simply results in calling him Him.
The Amoeba boys represent them getting sick and fuzzy lumpkin is just a kranky neighbour.

3.Courage The Cowardly Dog
First of all let us all agree this cartoon was Nightmare fuel as a child esp this guy up here

Return the slab,or forever suffer my curse

Anyway no matter how much this show scared the Sweet Jesus out of all of us the show isn't actually about monsters and weird things it actually shows us life as a dog sees it.You see Courage owners,Eustace and Muriel being Old don't take courage outside out too much i mean for 90% of the show they are always sitting inside.So courage having never gone beyond the barn doesn't know about the neighbours and believes they live in the middle of nowhere.
this also explains the villains pretty normal people who to a dog who has never gone outside and is ill trained sees them as threats or why do you think his owners never mind all the danger they are in.I mean whenever courage "saved" his owner Eustace would always get mad and say

"stupid dog,you make me look bad...."



4.Spongebob Squarepants
Don't worry i Wont ruin this one for you Sponge bob is actually about a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea......


Though the characters all do represent one of the deadly sins

Spongebob-lust:most people refuse this but lust doesn't mean sexual desire only spongebob does desire the affection of friend of foe alike and will never stop at anything to get what he wants

Patrick-sloth(lazinnes)i wont even try to explain this one I mean he won an award for doing nothing at all

Squidward-Wrath(anger)again painfully obvious this guy rages more than Michael Jones

Mr.Krabs-Greed:if the fact that he is always trying to make a plan to get profits regardless of the consequences isn't enough proof i don't know what is maybe the fact that he sung a song called "'if i could talk to money

Sandy-Pride:sandy i really proud of where she comes from and her karate and weightlifting skills she is always talking about the Greatness of Texas or ready to show off her mad skills

Gary-Gluttony:for you to really get this one you have to watch  alot of  spongebob to understand that Gary does two things eat and meow and he meows cause his hungry once spongebob failed to feed him and he ate the ouch he once ate a years supply of snail food in a day too.

Plankton-Envy:Again another obvious one he spends the whole series trying to steal Mr.Krabs recipe or his business hoe envious can you get

5.Ed.Edd n Eddy brrrr yah
 Before i start explaining this one i would like you to know its called the Purgatory Theory so if you are a big Ed Edd n Eddy fan id advice you to just skip this one.

Still here?okay then
People believe that the cul-de-sac is actually purgatory and that all the kids are actually dead kids from different eras in time Rolph being the first one to die followed by Johnny 2 by 4 who comes from a time where owning a wooden friend is not strange Eddy died during the great depression that's why he loves money followed by Ed and Sarah who came from a time when women have just started standing up for their rights and so forth
The Kanker Sisters are Demons of Purgatory that's why they had almost supernatural powers and lived alone.
This also explains why there was never anybody else in the whole Cul-de-sac

6.Flintstones
Have you ever wondered why if the Flintstones are from the stone age then how do they know about Technology like cars and vacuums why do they celebrate Christmas if Christ was not born or how they reference things from the future I know most of you will probably shrug and say its a cartoon but there is an actually good reason to why,
The Flintstones was written during the cold war with the possibility of a nuclear war looming,i hope you've caught on by now,so the Flintstones is actually the future not only the future but a post nuclear war future.
Don't believe me lets look at another cartoon that was around at the same time the Jetsons
in the jetsons the human race lives in the sky because of the earth being too polluted.the nuclear waste was able to bring back the dinosaurs we see in the Flintstones.
Still don't believe me?then watch the Jetsons meet the Flintstones
Elroy Jetson makes a time machine to go into the future but once they turn it on guess where they find themselves,,,, bedrock
 Nuff said

7.The Pixar Theory

This just goes to prove why pixar is the best company in the world over the years although they made it seem that they were making random movies they have been telling us an interesting story through all of them.Unfortunately the pixar theory is too large to explain here but ill give you enough to get you interested enough to read about it at :

http://www.pixartheory.com/

Basically boo from Monster inc is the same person as the witch from brave
Th tree that is grown in Wall-e is the same one the ants live in in A bugs life
The same company that makes the toys from toy story make the spaceship in wall-e and made the oil in Cars 2
Animals are getting smarter with time even fish can read in finding nemo and rats can cook

in simple its a complex theory that you should all read

if at this point you are like
Then my job here is done if not
 stupid dog....

anyway as always feedback is always highly appreciated whether positive or negative so drop a comment about your opinion

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4 comments:

  1. Your view of the world...

    :)
    I like it.
    I'm sharing it with my friends if you don't mind..

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  2. give us more posts, or suffer my curse

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