7 reasons Batman Can never beat superman

Yes ladies and gentlemen[yaay to equality] it has finally reached that unfortunate day the "because he's the goddamn Batman" bubble is bursted and who better to do it than a Batman fan boy? So as a great man once said you should all call Kenny Loggins because we are about to enter the...

But for argument sake i will also analyse some of the supposed times batman supposedly beat superman

2. Superman holds back...Alot

I get hurt whenever people think that whichever suit batman is wearing will probably protect him from the kryptonian but we all know that's not true. If the suit does anything it is probably protecting Batman from breaking all his bones whenever he hits superman because we all know his true kryptonian strength and it sure as hell can't be stopped by a flimsy piece of steel. Case and point the famous suit from Dark knight returns/Batman v superman was ripped into pieces the moment Clark lost his temper

3. Kryptonite isn't effective against superman

    So i'm imagining butt hurt sons of wayne are already shouting how Batman knows and owns supermans only weakness, kryptonite, but do you know who also knows and owns it? Almost half of supermans enemies not being limited to Lex Luthor( who owns a super suit similar to Bruce Wayne's powered by kryptonite), Metallo(who fights with a piece of Kryponite in his chest) and kryponite man who well you get the point

4. Way better toys

One word ladies and gents fortress of solitude. nuff said!

5. Superman is smarter

So I cant find the exact reference, forgive me senpai, but superman once said to the league "I am the invulnerable one any hit that i don't take you or somebody else will have to..." doesn't exactly prove my point but superman is a master strategist. and with the council of his father a man who was smart enough to perfectly predict the destruction of a planet whose technology is light years beyond earths and Bruce Wayne, build a ship o safely transport his son along with his own consciousness to earth and much more. furthermore superman has built a few great things in his fortress and his mind can think at the same speed as the flash which means he could process at least 1000000 different ideas at a second

Edit: i'm too lazy to find an actual speed of the flashs thought process so lets just agree that this is an acceptable estimate

6. The Sun

Remember when i promised that I will analyse some of superman's losses to batman then here's the first one. Superman has never utilized his greatest asset in any batman fight ,The yellow sun, in Dark knight Returns and what we saw from the B v S trailer Batman chooses the fight arena to be a place where the sun is completely blocked out so that superman is never at his full power but let us not forget he can always fly up into the air get a few seconds of charging and become so powerful that not even Kryptonite can affect him.

i apologize i know the man of steel costume is the worst

 7. Superman doesn't give up

We all know while Batman's battle strategy has always been take a few bumbs while learning your opponent run away and create some new toy to defeat your eneemy and return superman will always stand strong and never give up. This can be seen in the Dark knight fight when superman after taking all that Batman can dish out(most probably hearing the noisettes performing in his head the whole time)

and when he finally decides to put all his morallitty aside and sart a proper fight Batman knows he is fucked and fakes his own death to avoid the beatdown of the century. And how would superman beat Batman you ask... 

1.All of supermans powers

Yes the number one reason Superman will always beat bruce to a bloody mess all the powers tht are overlooked but rather than listing them down ill just listt some of the few ways superman can win this fight no sweat and if you can also ist a few of them in the comments below:

1. Superman can fly into space and use his super vision+ laser vision to fry batman
2. He could fly to gotham pick up all of batmans allies and start using them as batarangs
3. He could literally blow Batman away.
4. He can carry batman into the sun while he recharges
5. He could move at the speed of a moving bullet and go around the worl and stand behind batman then kick him in the nuts
6. He could just kick him in the nuts
7. He could tell the world Batman is Bruce Wayne

Remember when i said nuff said about the phantom zone? well i lied

8.Phantom zone

9.The gun that increase the effect of gravity on an object as much s you want

10. The Black mercy(a plant that makes you see hallucinations of the world as you want it in Batman case it showed him his parents never died)

11. Supergirl or anyone else from Kandor

12.Fun Fact: Batman is allergic to being beaten to death

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Flash (TV series) Trivia and other things

With D.C churning more and more great shows like Flash, Arrow, Gotham and Constantine it’s kind of hard not to get caught up in their new and innovative world. Although we can’t exactly praise them for not staying true to the source material even the staunchest of critics can’t deny that the re-writes aren’t that bad. The writers, thankfully, love us comic enthusiast to leave in bits and pieces of easter eggs and reference to the original source material that gets us squeamish. So for those of you who missed them here a few bits of trivia I picked up while watching the flash series.

1. Speed force

If you are a true fan of the flash I bet the number one thing that annoys you the most is possibly when you hear some uncultured twat say that the Flash’s power is super speed. Personally I don’t blame you and watching the first few episodes I had thought that maybe they were going to remove the flashes greatest feature until late into the series that Dr. Wells/reverse flash mentions it and instantly every flash fan got a nerdgasm. Why? Well, basically there is this thing called energy (kinetic, potential…E=MC²  you know what I mean). The flashes power allows him to tap into the energy produced by the forward motion of time and space allowing him to vibrate each molecule to the sub-atomic level(although there isn’t a clear definition of what the speed force is in the new 52 some argue its origin is likely the same as most superhuman abilities found in dc universe, a byproduct of the mysterious Omni-energy known as The source)

2. Cisco Ramon

Or as more seasoned DC fans know him as Codename: Vibe. In the D.C universe Cisco Ramon acquires the powers to emit sonic blasts( the power that Hartley Rathaway “creates” in the flash series). What makes this even way exiting is while The flash is part of the self-sponsored (pronounced Bruce Wayne sponsored) justice league, Vibe is part of the government owned Justice league of America and is recruited by Amanda Waller to specifically be on the team as a counter for the flash. He is one of the few characters whose character is almost a mirror image of his comic character even showing his immense love for his brother, the same thing that makes him to turn into a hero.

3. Caitlyn Snow

 Longtime fans of the fury of Firestorm: the nuclear man have been on the edge of their seats since episode one when they heard this name reason being this is the civilian identity of the character Killer Frost. After an attempt on her life to stop her newest discovery, “an experimental technology that might have derailed sizable investments in the energy industry” she turns to killer frost able to wield organic ice she has to feed of the “life force” or body warmth in simple to keep alive. And who do you think has the “hottest” body? Firestorm! Of course. Cue love interest and the greatest Easter egg.

4. Ferris air field

The friendship between Barry Allen and Hal Jordan (green lantern) is legendary in the new 52 and not giving him a shout-out would be a sin. Too bad they can’t bring in the Green lantern but instead they give him a subtle nod by making Barry to train at the Ferris airfield, the work place of Hal Jordan.

5. S.T.A.R Labs

Or as I like calling it Blackhole labs: because it is an unescapable disaster in the DCU. Star labs has been owned by almost everybody from The government: that supported project like Cadmus(cloning of super heroes) Project Batman Beyond(a successful project that lead to the birth of terry McGinnis) A-mazo and B-mazo and eventually Cyborg(Vic Stone).Star labs is also the home of the red room the world’s largest collection of weapons All the greatest scientist in the D.C universe have ever worked here including T.O.Morrow, Professor Ivo, Will Magnus and Silas stone

6. Batman

You should all know this was the original inspiration for this list, I just wanted to see a batman easter egg and if they didn’t have one I would have fabricated one. Because he’s batman.

Note:the geek trinity does not fabricate points this is just the writer being over dramatic

The first mention of batman is in the newspaper owned by Dr.wells where there is mention of a merger between queen consolidated and wayne enterprises in the year 2024 a subtle nod to them being friends. The second one is easy to miss but it shows how much the writers are sticking to the source material. Dr wells speaks about Batman and says how he is carrying out a dark reckoning on his city “a brutal violent vision of justice”. First a small break so that all the batman fans can clean the nerd jizz of themselves. All done? Good. In the D.C universe Batman is not loved with minimal sightings and propaganda he is more feared than anything else and flash is supposed to be the polar opposite. He is a vision of hope “The people’s hero” if you may and if they continue on this path of making the flash exactly what he is(not a batman knock-off like arrow) 

    7.  Fox river/ The rogues

 So this is me assuming everybody loved Prison break and if you didn't either (a) you're a lier or .... no there is no other reason. Moving on three of the original cast of prison break Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell and Robert Knepper. and although only two of them are onfiremd members of the rogues it wouldnt be too bad to see the old gang back together

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